in response to ric and axel's puffed Dutch chests with regards to van Gaal:

the Nederlander , obviously, needs to get the SACK NOW

before it's too LATE

think about it

most of us Germans have STOPPED counting the DAYS since Bayern have topped the Bundesliga table (WITHOUT games in hand)

but by my reckoning

we have not seen Bayern at the top for

OVER 620 DAYS



first Klinsi fucked up

then they got a Dutch football TEACHER with the EGO of ZEUS, MARS, VENUS and HERMES rolled into one

Bayern spent more money than any other club in Bundesliga HISTORY

and experts thought van Gaal's Ferrari would leave all those VW Bundesliga Golfs in his wake

Bayern are now three goals away from the league LEAD

after 21 games played

I tell you one thing

Dummenigge and Hoeness had NOT seen that one coming



obviously, Bayern are favourites to win the title

but NOBODY in Germany will be impressed

Völler just said that , of course, they were HUGE favourites to win the title

IRRESPECTIVE of their manager in charge



we are all wondering

WHAT TOOK THE DUTCHIE SO LONG?

I for one am intrigued

and don't understand why van Gaal' GERMAN is not really improving ?

Robben's linguistic abilities are already on a par with van Gaal's and soon Horseface will be thereabouts as well

which suggests that van Gaal's is either STUPID

LAZY

or merely

linguistically challenged

anyway

he just said that he might be GERMAN in about two years time

in which case I will leave Munich and move to Essen, Duisburg , Oberhausen or Bochum

think about it

van Gaal and unterhosen are ruling Germany today....


WG

Robben's "graue Unterhosen"

or

"Liebestöter" as we call them

interview with van Gaal

http://www.faz.net/s/RubBC20E7BC6C204B29BADA5A79368B1E93/Doc~E0AF9B4E7EBD2437A9EE9D24832C43A73~ATpl~Ecommon~Scontent.html

Welches Bild haben Sie vom deutschen Fußball gewonnen?

Mein Bild hat sich nicht geändert. Die Deutschen können 90 Minuten durchstehen und kämpfen. Das können die Niederländer nicht. Das können auch die Spanier nicht. Und sie können 90 Minuten sehr gut verteidigen. Die Italiener können das auch, aber wenn der Gegner etwas ändert, können die Italiener nicht gut damit umgehen; die Deutschen können es. Der Fußball hier ist vielleicht nicht so schön wie in Spanien, Holland oder England. Aber er ist schwer zu schlagen. Und die Stadien sind in Deutschland fast immer voll, das ist wunderbar.

Wie stark ist die Bundesliga?

Sehr stark.

So in other words: sack the manager that just won the last eight matches because at the age of 58 he doesn't pick up a new language as well as a man half his age?

And if he wins the title it's merely expected and therefore worthless anyway?

GANZ SCHWACH, OTTO. GANZ SCHWACH.

[quote="Axeslammer"]

Effenberg wrote:

Bayern is playing more beautiful footie than I've seen them do in the last 10 years (maybe even in my entire lifetime)

I doubt that

LAST season Bayern had the best LEFT wing in the world

Lahm, Ze Roberto, Ribery

and dissected Sporting 12-1

for instance

anyway

Bayern have the likes of Robben, Ribery, Lahm, Schweini...NOW

they would play ENTERTAINING football under ANY manager

just go to the Bayern training sessions

they do NOT train attacking football AT ALL

it's merely in the DNA of the players they currently have

If that's the case Van Gaal is superb trainingwise.. He knows he has to focus more on the terrible Bayern defence....

ric

I have not been to a Bayern training session for a few months

BUT

went about 3 times spread over the first 6 months

BREATHTAKING stuff

van Gaal mostly trained in what you might call "a U-shape"

lots of passing at the back and on the wings, but NEVER attacking link-up play up front, which alwas remained 100% co-incidental

the number of sideways and back-passes was off the charts

100% the opposite of what Klinsi' trained (his vertical play)

when Bayern needed so long for Gomez and Co to get used to the new style , the reason was that they NEVER trained it



anyway

good news about RUUD

he seems to be VERY PRO GERMAN

and tells us that he and his ENTIRE family were always sitting in front of their TV in Holland

watching the SPORTSCHAU



by the way

you Nederlanders OWE us

HSV will give Ruud the match practice he needs for the World Cup

and Robben will go to South Africa WITHOUT injuries

he now has the best sports doctor in the world

and they are working on making him less injury prone by stabilising on his "Rumpfmuskulatur"

just send us Sylvie's little sister and we are EVEN

it's called BALANCE

of which they had NONE pre-Robben

ie

EVERYTHING went over the LEFT-wing

with the arrival you have the spectacle on BOTH wings

let's be honest though

Bayern are NOT NEARLY as entertaining as you claim them to be

they create LOTS of chances

agreed

but that is not the same thing

and the chances are NOT converted because van Gaal bizarrely does not TRAIN football in the final third of the pitch

disappointing game against Florenz

amazing to see how van Gaal fails to get the best out of THAT squad

Fiorentina are so limited, yet Bayern were VERY lucky to win

Bayern's entire game plan is to let Robbery create something

there is simply not enough creativity

where are the clever Dutch "Spielzüge" ?????

as for Lahm: some of his passing is preposterous

Robbery: hopelessly overrated

Robben: FAR, FAR, FAR too selfish ; and why the FUCK is he taking the penlaties ; Schweini or Gomez or Butt should do it

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anyway: good to see that Seria A is now firmly behind the Bundesliga in the UEFA race

What exactly do you mean by 'THAT SQUAD' Otto

Is it the lack of good defenders, the lack of quality centre midfielders or the lack of top quality strikers you are referring to ?

nice wind-up

bayern has the biggest depth of quality strikers in europe (you have Torres, but the next is Voronin lol), with inter and real

i would agree on defenders, Demichelis is utterly overcharged, maybe Badstuber can replace him, contento made a good game yesterday, it would be better than to play the argie, hes always good enough for a huge mistake and that flaws dont make feel the other defenders better

about the central midfield, hmm against a tactical very disciplined team you cant expect more (only if you have CM and AM like xavi,iniesta), win some duells and pass to the wings^^ they can do better against a more open side

Klose (was always injured, normally when fit a starter)

olic (footballer of the year in his country, he always delivers)

müller (hes not a typical striker, he can create and score)

gomez (sometimes he has problems with the first touch, but he can bring his teammates into good position, he proved it many times this season, and scores a lot too)


i think its not far from the best out there